Post by Marko Rask on Feb 19, 2020 8:55:25 GMT -5
This is 4 corners West of West Africa. This is a piece of Chad, Camaroon and Niger with a hot feverish case of Nigeria. This is the Social Media capitol of the world. This is Markopolos. This is where Ebola comes to know dey Whey. This is the song of my people. Ah-sks sks sksks skss. Aint no Karens allowed in this place. Askin for the manager will get you a these AKs AKIMBO’d. Double fistin this fiddy clip. Hot lead is whats for dinner. We cut to Big Man Marko, Trillion Dollah Marko. The Floss dance Dictator - looking like a congo Dandy mixed with a Che Revolutionary. Markopolis gettin all 5 feet dick inches of this dictator that used the wealthy and internet fame to carve him out am empire deep in the heart of the african darkness.
Sitting on a throne made of animal bones, covered in Lion hide, with his feet on a table of solid gold and ivory while snacking on tide pods.
Marko: Come APW, sit. Have some coffee and cake. Feast your peasent eyes on the soon to be world champion. This is my second match - ever in all of fake pro wrestling. Fake smith jones has never been jumped by 10 elite guards as I laugh in the ring and fuck his bitch live on Twitter. We’re going to twitch stream this to the world. We’ll put whip cream on her tittys and everything. There are all these new guys who’ve never had a taste of Marko, a taste of the big time and as Markopolois is being built, it will be beat with the APW world championship as its corner stone and Smith jones as its headstone. I’ll bury him in a burned out tribal bush bitch village in the middle of nowhere africa. It’ll be too good for him, honestly but I’m a kind and generous man. Theres thirteen nobodies in this match and then theres me. Ruling over a country with an iron fist. I’m trillion Dollar Marko and I cant be stopped.
