Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2020 21:53:12 GMT -5
A male’s voice is heard.
The year was 2020 and the landscape of professional wrestling, namely in Alpha Pro Wrestling, had changed. Long gone were the body builder types. In style were the outlandish characters and none were so outlandish as…
The camera pans around to reveal the man speaking is Cray Mitchell, better known as the Guru of Glee. He smirks in a sarcastic way.
... no, not me. I am but a mere man. I am speaking in particular about my opponent for my debut match, one Aaron Blaze. The Prince of Pain he calls himself. This is a match of epic proportions. The Prince and The Guru, one on one, in...
He pauses as he realizes something.
... the first match of the night. What in the hell of all that is holy? Is Aaron Blaze that bad?
Cray sits down with his laptop in plain view of the camera. He pulls up some information on Aaron Blaze.
Says here he is from a small town. Where I come from we see small town folks as being less educated than ourselves. We see them as inadequate in the progression of life. I may be wrong as I do not know Mr. Blaze from Mr. Wiggle. I do know that I am also in my debut match, much like Mr. Blaze. I will stop at nothing to make sure my debut is the shining star of the night. I have to make an impression because people like me, strive for perfection and I can’t be perfect by losing my first contest. Losing to someone like Blaze who, from what I gather Mr. Blaze likes skulls. I shall do everything in my power to put Mr. Blaze six feet under with the rest of the derelicts that refused to listen to reason.
Cray begins pacing his garden a bit. He walks over to a rather interesting looking flower. It is black and looks like severed skulls.
This is my prized possession. My Snap Dragon seed pods. Look closely Aaron. They look like skulls. These flowers are rare but skulls in wrestling, come on. That is one of the most played out tropes in this business. You see, I am of a different breed. I am here to win by being smarter than my opponents. I am going to use my brains to out smart and out last you Aaron. My IQ is a staggering 168. You see, Aaron, you and I are not the same. We happen to share a ring this week but when it all boils down, you can’t outthink me and you can’t outlast me. I will bring you to that realization this week on Metal.
Cray keeps walking along the path of lush plants in his garden. He has a seat by the fountain, which looks like Michaelangelo’s David but with Cray’s face. He looks up and admires the fountain before speaking again.
Aaron, are your face and your massive dick immortalized in granite? Mine are. See, sculptors were beating down my door to sculpt this and it is to scale if you are wondering ladies.
He winks at the camera.
I am looking at you Miss Ortiz.
He shakes his head side to side.
You see, this match is going to be a massacre and I am not talking Columbine. I mean, you do look like the next mass shooter but you don’t have the balls to do it. That is the difference between you and teens. They actually follow through with what they say they will do. You will be just another lost face in the annals of wrestling history. You will be the first victim of the Guru.
Cray stands back up, admiring the statue again before he walks along the path a bit more.The cameraman struggles to keep up.
You see, Aaron in this sport there a million you’s. People who will do whatever it takes for fifteen minutes of fame. No one cares what you are willing to do in order to get to the top. The fans want to see what you will do to stay at the top. There are only so many things you can put yourself through before the novelty wears off. There is only so much you can do that is seen as unorthodox or risky before our business comes down to who is more talented. Guys like you make up for lack of talent by hiding behind a hardcore persona. What happens once the newness of you wears off. You are going to have to find a way to stand out and it won’t happen if you have the charisma of a log. You see, Aaron guys like me who are trained actors as well as wrestlers have an advantage over hardcore guys. We come in with all aspects of this business in mind. You have to keep pushing forward and advancing this sport and that is where you fall flat on your pathetic face.
Aaron this week is about making a statement. What kind of statement is it going to make when you lose to someone like me? I don’t look like a stereotypical wrestler but good thing the landscape has changed. We don’t all have to be seven feet tall and eight hundred pounds. Guys like me have the advantage because we are bright. We are able to use our brains more in todays sport. I am someone that can actually carry this sport with my athletic prowess, striking good looks, huge dick, and my brains. I am someone the fans can look up to as a role model whereas people like you will be paralyzed or dead by forty. I am someone that will live a long life because I am smart as fuck and you are a verifiable moron. Aaron, I will see you on Metal.
Cray walks into his house as he sees the camera is following him. He decides to give a tour.
I see that like Aaron Blaze you are refusing to go away. You want to keep living a day in the life of the Guru of Glee. I guess we will continue this. Aaron Blaze, you see these paintings on the wall? They are all worth more to me than your well being. These are all custom made pieces. Here we have Dogs Playing Poker.
The camera zooms in to show one of the dogs has Cray’s face.
Instead of the bulldog, it is me! And I am working on a full house. Like me in this painting, I can’t lose this week, Aaron. You are someone that would ruin my career if I lose and I don’t mean in a good way. I would be laughed out of the business. Irina would rip my contract to shreds instantly and tell me to get out of her sight. She would call Vladimir Putin and have me assassinated on sight. I am sure she has friends in high places and I don’t mean high like the heroin you do.
Cray laughs as he keeps walking. He comes to what looks like a bank vault safe. He shakes his head.
I would show you inside here but the amount of money and riches in here would make your tax refund look like the chump change that a homeless man uses to by his malt liquor. You see, I have amassed a fortune and it is from saving and spending smart. Would I call myself a miser? No more than I would call Aaron Blaze a wrestler. I am just smart about what I do whereas Aaron Blaze lost his brains to drugs and chair shots in the minor leagues.
What possesses you to want to step in the ring with me, Aaron? Don’t let my comedic quips or my stature fool you, I am a trained professional. I am more than capable of stepping between the ropes and snapping you like a twig. I am not to be over looked and I am not to be put down. I am someone who can make your whole life a living fucking nightmare! You want to make jokes, I am sure. Everyone has my whole life but heed my warning. I will fuck you up! I will skull fuck you so hard that your dad will fucking feel it and call you gay.
Cray sits down and puts his head in his hands. He runs his hands through his hair as he speaks again.
This is your one chance to save yourself and turn the other way. Your one chance to turn and walk back out the door of APW and save yourself the embarassment of losing to the Guru of Glee. I may be happy go lucky most of the time but some aspects of my life are fucked up and you will feel the wrath of my inner demons. You will take the fall for my shortcomings. You will take the pain physically that I feel inside. Your dad is a wrestling fan and took you to a show? Yay for you. You see my fucking dad walked out on me when I was eight because beer and hookers were more important. I blame you for that this week Aaron. My mom didn’t care as all she cared about was pills and soap operas. I blame you for that this week. You are the reason for all of the bad in my life and I hope you are ready for twenty seven years of pent up rage. I hope you are ready to shoulder the burden of a man who had to accomplish all of his dreams on his own. How does it feel to have support Aaron? Please tell me. I lived in my fucking car while I went to Juliard. I got many acting gigs while I was homeless. All of the lavish things you have seen today. THAT is what a self made man looks like. People like you are spoiled little bastards that get off on playing that you weren’t loved enough.
What happens when you step into a ring with someone people make assumptions about? Remember we may look fine on the outside but you can’t see the darkness within us. You can’t see the struggles people go through. People are shallow Aaron. The fans love us one second and the next they love the next hot commodity in this business. Why do you do this, Aaron? Because you love wrestling? Do you do it for the flashing lights? The money? The fame? I do it to escape. I do this to take out the pain I feel on others.
Cray laughs in a sarcastic tone.
I know this is falling on deaf ears as people like you don’t listen. People like you would rather hear what you want to and try to twist others’ words to suit your own narrative. Aaron, I am a dangerous individual under this gleeful exterior. I am always trying to remain positive but when I see people like you who abuse this wonderful medium we have been given it makes me want to let the demons and darkness out. People like you take my muse and totally rape and abuse it. You throw on your little face paint and play super hero for a bit. Remember this, Lex Luthor has ALWAYS been smarter than Superman and the Joker has always remained one step ahead of Batman using his mind. I will always remain ahead of you. I will ALWAYS be better than you because I don’t use this sport for make believe. I do it to release my demons in a healthy way.
He rubs his head lightly as he looks into the camera again.
Instead of making assumptions, I wish people would try to understand that sometimes the happiest people on the outside are the ones who are struggling the most on the inside. I will teach you that lesson this week. I will show you the pain I harbor on the inside and I will show you why I stay as happy as I do. I will show you that I am simply better than you because I fight for everything I have.
Aaron you are a spoiled idiot who is way out of your league stepping into the ring with me. I know what it is to fight. I know what it is to come from nothing. You call yourself the Prince of Pain and this week I will make sure you get your wish. I am going to fucking hurt you, Aaron. Do you hear me? Are you listening? Think of it this way. You are stepping into the ring in order to prove your dominance when you know nothing about me. I say we are on an even playing field except I know what is inside my head. I know what is inside my heart. I know the pain that flows through the blood in my fucking veins so I will stop at nothing to prove to you and everyone that I am not some gimmick. I am not someone who is to be overlooked and I begin proving that this week. This week I teach you something your wrestling school never taught you. This week I teach you to lose. I teach you that not all that glitters is gold. I teach you that looks can be deceiving. They say don’t judge a book by it’s cover and I am a very firm believer in that. I am here to teach you the lessons you never learned in school. I won’t teach you the ABCs but I will damn sure beat you until you forget them.
He stands up and paces a bit. He laughs as he looks into the camera.
The moral of this story is I am going to pound your weird head in a bit more this week. I am going to make sure when you hang yourself from a lack of stardom they will know you had CTE caused by the Guru of Glee. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go watch some Cecilia Ortiz deep fake porn while I cry thinking about the fact that she doesn’t want my massive weiner.
He boots up his laptop while motioning for the cameras to leave and the scene ends.
