Post by Jason Ryan on Feb 10, 2020 0:20:59 GMT -5
Jason Ryan comes on stage in a serenade of boos and loud chants of " Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!" Jason is not along, he is surrounded by a private security team. They escort Jason who is wearing a nice suit down to the ring, yelling at fans whom try for a high five if they don't stop, they will be tazed. Jason gets in the ring and is handed a mic by Ira Stevenson tho then proceeds to speak into his own mic.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Ira Stevenson and I am the advocate and the apostle of the APW"s Premier Talent, the Megastar, the Show-Stealer, the Alpha male, the closest thing to a god mankind will ever know, the second coming of Christ himself, JAAAAASSSSSOOOOONNNN RYYYYYAAAANNNNNNN!
The boos increase with the fans yelling even more " Shut the fuck up! SHut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!"
Oh do you want me to shut up? Well too bad! I don't work for you people and to be honest, the voice of the King doesn't listen to the wants and concerns of the expendable public. Because they do not and will never matter. Now, before my client speaks I would like to address the rumors that he will no show his upcoming match. My client has allowed me to inform you, that he WILL be at the match and he will be in the match as contracted but if his tag partner tries to tg him that my client will; attack his father and snap his spine. So, Mister Eli, you would be wise to not tag in my client and you would be wise to never bother my client because my client has allowed me to inform you of this. My client, Jason Ryan has decided that due to your constant fanboying of his greatness and your clear sexual attraction to Jason Ryan that he will be suing you for harassment and stalking. And as his legal counsel, I can assure you Mister Eli that this is very real. So you have two options. You can go to court and lose, or and this is the one that I would personally suggest, my client will drop the case if you pay him ten million dollars and after the match, get don on your hands and knees and BEG for my client's forgiveness! The choice is yours Mister Eli. And now I shall turn it over to my client, JAAAASSSSOONNN RRRYYYYAAAANNNN!!!!
The fans boo even louder as Jason starts to speak
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! If you pieces of shit don't shut the hell up, I will kick each and every single one of your asses! Now listen here, I don't have a lot of time, I have a movie set to get to so I'll make this brief. I don't want this match, I don't care about this match, I don't care if I win or lose because I am richer than everyone else in this match so I have already beaten them at life. But I will address my opponents and then my sorry excuse for a partner. First thing is first. Jaice, the "Guardian" of APW
Jason chuckles
You call yourself a guardian, a champion for these people? Odd, you sure sucl at it. This company is run by inept morons who ruin everything they touch and you defend them. You ignore the fact the fan hate Irina, you ignore the fact the booking here is horrible, you ignore all the things wrong with this shithole company. You stick you head in the sand and ignore it all because you Jaice, are a coward! You fear actually standing up for these people, you fear being a true hero because that means standing against management. You would much rather kiss their ass and blow them than actually be the leader and hero you claim to be. I am more of a guardian than you will ever be, I actually stand up for these people even though I despise them because I am a true hero, a true role model, a true leader. I am a true guardian, I don't claim to be one in the hopes the fans will like me enough so I can get a push. That's what you do Jaice, your whole personna is just you trying to manipulate these people, I have to ask, who is the real heel here? You are a phony, a liar and I will reveal these things in our match. The pretender will fall. Now on ZMAC
In dramatic fashion, Jason pretends to puke
APW"S resident retard who can't even talk right. I'll use small words and speak SLLLLOOOWWWWWLLLLLLYYYYY so even you can keep up Z. You are everything that is wrong with humanity, you are cancer embodied. I want you out of my business, I want you out of my life. But something I want more than that, the only thing you have left in this company, the only way you even get noticed. The Hardcore title. I want it, not because hardcore wrestling counts as wrestling, cause it doesn't, Implan on disgracing that piece of shit every chance I get but because it represents your shitty career. And without it, you are nothing. So, after this meaningless tag match, I will be taking the hardcore title. Don't worry, I'll give it a makeover tho, I'll make it resemble your face even! And then I am going to melt it down into a belt buckle and wear it. That's right Z. I am going to wear your face, on my crotch. I want to kill the legend of ZMAC forever and take him away from these fans. Because I am sick of him! His promo if you can even call i that was him saying a bunch of nonsense because sadly, retarded people don't grasp English well and sadly, all he did is what he's done his whole career. Make a total ass of himself. See people, ZMAC is the special kid in class. people let him win cause they feel sorry for him. Speaking of the special kid
Jason shudders
Let's get this over with. Fuck my idiot partner! I will not be helping him, I will not be talking to him and I will be getting a restraining order against him right after the match. And yes I will also be suing him because I do not tolerate fanboys who jack off to pictures of me! I am sick of Eli! I will NEVER like him! I will see to it he never makes it big here, I will go enact all the backstage poilitics I must to get rid of him! This world isn't big enough for he and I. Eli, just so you know, after you do all the work and I claim the win, I will be kicking your ass so bad that you will never want to wrestle again. And if anyone has a problem with anything I just said, you can form a single file line, take a number and kiss my ass! Now, if you don't mind, I have a Hollywood party to attend. Suck my dick!
Jason drops the mic and he and Ira are escorted out of the arena
