Flop's Musical Spectacular: I've Gotta Goat

[Flop in on a stage with Derrick the Goat.]



Flop:
I'm going to sing you a song.






Aw shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go
I've gotta goat (I've gotta goat) I've gotta goat (I've gotta goat)
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm dancin wit a goat (dancin wit a goat)
I've gotta goat (I've gotta goat) I've gotta goat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking goat (goat, yeah)
I've gotta goat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight ridin' on a goat on the big green fields
Busting five nuts, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I've gotta goat
Take a picture, trick (trick) I've gotta goat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana Champ, 'cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my big trunks and I'm flippy-floppy
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's, straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a goat-king, doing tricks and shit
The goat-king's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets
I've gotta goat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I've gotta goat and, it's going fast and
I got a wrestling themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world on a goat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this goat is real!
Fuck y'all, I've gotta goat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb rocks, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the neck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This goat gruffin make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the goats back now (goats back now)
Gonna fly this goat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kobe Bryant, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd own a goat (let's go)
It's a big green grassy road (yeah)
Derrick look at me, oh (all hands on neck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big goat coming my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked Cher's maid
I've gotta goat, I've gotta goat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm ridin on a goat (whoa)
I've gotta goat, I've gotta goat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' goat (shorty, shorty, yeah)

[Flop bows to the empty auditorium]

Flop:

Thankyou.
Fuck you Road Dawg.
Fuck you John Blade.
I'm Flop.
You Suck.
I've gotta goat.

Peace out bitches!

[Flop leaves stage.]