Post by Jason Ryan on Feb 1, 2020 12:45:12 GMT -5
Jason comes to the ring looking furious, wearing a suit, accomplished by manager Ira Stevenson. Loud boos follow Jason as he marches to the ring. He gets in the ring and orders Ira to get him a chair. He sits down, is handed a microphone and looks at the crowd. All lights are shut off save a spotlight shining down on Jason
I have something very important to say. What happened at 2020 Ways to Die has me pissed off. I was kicking Flop’s ass all around this ring! I was giving him the beating of his life. That special Olympics champion is walking around as if he won that match but I promise you this Flop, next time I see you, I will hurt you. I will beat you even worse than I did before and then Flop, I will end the never ending joke you call a wrestling career. Keep my name out of your dick sucking mouth and stay out of my way. He may of won but make no mistake about it, he did not beat me. No I didn’t drop the ball unlike Zombie McNorris who almost ruined the show with his nonexistent wrestling ability. No I was screwed out of my victory. I was beating the hell out of Flop, carrying that no talent hack to the match of the night. But that’s no surprise Flop. Ever since I debuted here, APW has taken a back seat to me. And after burying you on social media you decided to wrestle me and I kicked your fucking ass! I embarrassed you. But due to outside interference you won. And I’m pissed off about it.
Jason keeps looking at the camera, speaking in a cold monotone voice
Now I have a match with Alex Scott. And because I am so furious, I am going to do more than wrestle him. I am going to take out all of my fury on him. I am going to torture him in this ring, I am going to spill his blood. When we get in this ring, it’s not going to be a match, it’s going to be me killing Alex Scott. And I’m going to offer the APW owner the opportunity to come out and watch for herself. I want her at ringside so she can see for herself just what I do to Alex. Because what I do to Alex is that bitch’s fault. Irina decided to cost me my match and for that, I am going to ruin her life. Slowly but surely I am going to take everything she has worked so hard for her and I am going to burn it to the ground. I am going to be the bane of her existence. And it all starts with Alex.
Jason whispers something to Ira who runs off. Jason looks back at the camera
Which is why I am going to make Alex squeal like a pig. And Irina I want you to know that every time I hurt Alex, every time I make him cry out in agony, as his blood serves for the paint of the canvas, I want you to know that this is your fault. Because of what you did, APW is going to suffer. I am going to hurt everyone that puts you on a pedestal you don’t deserve. All these people that give you lip service, the people that worship the ground you walk on, are on borrowed time. I am going to systematically destroy your following. I am going to burn your legacy to the ground and not only piss but shit and jizz in the ashes! Trust me Irina, there’s going to be a time where, you are gonna have to face me one on one and when that day comes I am going to split your skull open with my steel rod and end your career. But I’m getting ahead of myself, I should focus on Alex Scott.
Jason gives a slight smirk
Now Alex I know you have nothing to do with this. I actually feel sorry for what you are about to experience. Because you my friend, are about to become a sacrificial lamb. Alex, you listen good and you listen well. Your job is to get in this ring and get your ass kicked. And for compensation, I’m gonna kick you in the head as hard as I can, I am going to do everything in my power to end your career. I will beat you like a bitch and I will savor every second of it. And the whole time I dismantle you, all I will be seeing is Irina’s lifeless corpse at my feet.
Ira comes back holding the Russian flag and a trash can. Jason takes it and mimes wiping his ass with it than throws it away. He and Ira then leave the ring.
