Post by Salvatore Marino on Jan 26, 2020 21:44:33 GMT -5
We cut to the stage where Mike and Remi are joined at their pre-show panel table by a big, fucking beautiful man. His beard is well groomed and his chest physique is chiseled from stone. The massive bearded figure greets the announce team with his free hand and puffs on a fat ass Cuban with his other as he takes a seat between the two.
Mike Clearwater: We’re joined at this time by one of APW’s newest acquisitions, Salvatore Marino.
Salvatore Marino: You gotta say it with the right flavor.
St. Remi: Salvatore Marino.
Salvatore Marino: Fuckin’ gorgeous.
Mike Clearwater: Salvatore, how are you feeling ahead of your first match in an APW ring.
Salvatore Marino: Fuckin’ gorgeous.
Mike Clearwater: I...okay, so tonight, you make your debut here in Death Valley in a steel cage match against APW mainstay Tsukiko, a high pressure situation and a hell of a way to be welcomed into the company. What’s the mindset going into this one?
Salvatore Marino: Can you see who it is that’s sittin’ next to you right now? They called me Pablo Thiccaso on the indie scene for a reason, Michael. It’s because I create delicious fuckin’ art in the world of combat sports. Take a look at the numbers, sir. At 120 pounds, you are not moving King Salvatore unless King Salvatore gives you the privilege.
Mike Clearwater: Have you ever competed inside of a steel cage though?
Salvatore Marino: Put the respect on my name, Mikey. I am a fuckin’ animal. They’re putting me against a pint sized competitor. It ain’t breakfast for me.
St. Remi: Pretty high card placement for you tonight.
Salvatore Marino: Management made the right choice. They knew that they signed a gem when The Main Course put pen to paper and they’re trying to make it cozy right for me right now. They damn near gave me the co-main event, Remi.
Mike Clearwater: Tsukiko has developed a reputation as a tried and true warrior in APW and is a former champion in this company. Tonight, she looks to bounce back and get on the right track to kick off 2020. What’s in it for Salvatore Marino? What makes you tick?
Salvatore Marino: Pussy.
Mike Clearwater: Is that your real answer?
Salvatore Marino: A nice linguine.
St. Remi: I feel that on a spiritual level.
Salvatore Marino: I like a good fight. Even when it’s one sided, Salvatore Marino is an athletic specimen. I gotta eat, my man.
Mike Clearwater: Thank you very much, Sal.
Salvatore Marino: It’s Salvatore. Only my mother and my landlord get to call me Sal and you ain’t either of them.
Mike Clearwater: Folks, stick with us. We’ve got more pre-show action coming up shortly!
