Post by Jason Ryan on Jan 23, 2020 15:46:06 GMT -5
As promise by Ira Stevenson via Twitter he will be conducting an exclusive interview with APW's self proclaimed Premier Talent. And speaking of that, if you would please turn your attention to the ring where Ira Stevenson is patiently waiting to conduct the interview.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Ira Stevenson and I am the representative of APW's Premier Talent, The Scourge of Professional Wrestling, the former BPZ Tag Team champion, the former BPZ Premium champion, the former and third longest reigning BPZ Global champion. JAAAAAASSSSSOOOOOONNNNNN RRRRRYYYYYYYAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
Jason shows up on the Titantron live via satellite from the movie set drinking a glass of champagne
Mister Ryan, first of all, allow me to thank you for taking time out of your busy day of shooting your newest box office hit. To start off this wonderful movie we can all look forward to going in droves to the movie theater
Well first off Ira, I feel as though the plebeians and simpletons in the crowd and backstage may not know of just what I hired you for. And because these people are dumb, they're stupid they've got something wrong with them, they have too many X Chromosomes, they have sex with all the barnyard animals, they're sexual attracted to children. You see people, I hired Ira Stevenson to intercede for me when I'm not in the shithole known as APW. But that's not it. As of this moment, It doesn't matter if our inept management needs to get ahold of me or any of the talentless hacks that want to say something to me, they have to go through Ira Stevenson because I refuse to associate with those that are beneath my station. Meaning he will be my own personal ring announcer, he will be my personal interviewer. If someone needs to get ahold of me, they have to ask Ira Stevenson who will in turn ask me to which I will probably refuse because of my seering hatred for the people in the back, do you pieces of shit understand what I am saying to you right now?
The fans are booing loudly as Ira chuckles
Very well said Mister Ryan and I must concur with all comments made about this cesspool, this toxic wasteland, void of talent and substance. But before we get into the meat and potatoes of the interview. Why don't you go into detail about the movie you are currently filming?
Jason takes a drink from his glass and lights a cigar
The movie I am starring in, co-starred by the one and only Liam Neeson. It's called Underground Fight Night, and it's a movie about a young, sexy, dashing rogue, ie me where I play myself winds up in the underground bare knuckle fight scene and rises from there to becoming a professional boxing heavyweight champion.
That sounds like a film that will draw big at the box office, a move that will fly off the shelves and I know I speak for all of us when I say it will be the greatest film in cinema history. It will be more critically acclaimed than The Passion, The Last Samurai, Where The Red Fern Grows, this movie will outshine them all. Now, I guess we should talk about 2020 Ways to Die and your match with the enhancement talent?
Jason starts laughing. His face turns red and he slaps his knee. After a few moments he gets himself under control. He takes a drag of his cigar and pours himself more champagne. He swirls his drink around and gives the camera a cocky grin
What is my opponent's name again?
Flop
Is that his real name? His name is seriously Flop? This isn't a rib is it?
No sir, his name is Flop
Is that the inbred idiot who has been trying to get over at my expense on social media?
Yes it is, and I have it on good authority that his mother was a homeless meth addict
Jason rolls his eyes
Flop is the biggest idiot I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. He is no better than a over bearing fan, he has no talent, he is what his name entails. A utter flop, in the ring, on the stick, on Twitter and in life. He is and always will be a flop. He has no idea what success is, he is the type of person that sits outside my mansion, begging me for money. Flop is the person in the group of friends that nobody fucking likes, he is the type of child that was abandoned at birth due to the fact he has nothing of value to offer to this world. I view it as a personal insult I am to work with him, I view it as a disgrace to everything I have done. From the three books I have published that have sold millions of copies, from the arenas I have sold out, to the movie I am currently on set for, I am offended I am to share the ring with this jobber in a body bag match. I am offended that of all the matches we could of had, we are to have a body bag match, the stupidest type of match that I would expect of twelve year old boys wrestling on their backyards to come up with. The only reason I accepted this match is because Irina wants to see what I can do so I am going to show her by ending the career and making a example out of God's worst mistake, do you understand what I am saying to you right now?
Ira is laughing at Jason's comments about Flop
Hey Flop, in case you're listening, maybe if you could stick to one gimmick online, maybe my client would take you seriously. And I must voice my disgust, with all due respect of course, but I must voice my disgust and discontent. I hold no malice towards those in the main event for the vacant world heavyweight championship but the fact that APW's Premier Talent is being excluded from the main event scene is a travesty.
I'm glad you brought that up Ira because I am going to shoot on that real quick before I go shoot my next scene. I understand having to prove myself, I understand the fact Irina may not be ready to give me a title shot. But putting me in the ring with a match with a jobber, me! A former World champion, a man that was the name and face of BPZ EVOLVE last year, someone like me, against Flop, FLOP?! I should be in that match, that would be a instant sell-out, having a man of my star power, a man of my caliber, a man of my credentials winning the world title and leading us to the next era. In a company where the world title has already been vacated twice of five past champions, and the longest reigning champion in this company's history is 63 days by Smith Jones. I held the BPZ Global championship for 73 days, my reign as champion is longer than one of the fuckers in the main event! And to be pushed to the side as if I were a insignificant fly has me pissed off! But it's fine, it's fine! Because I am going to fucking kill Flop. That body bag is going to be awfully convenient. Flop, 2020 Ways to Die, you picked the right day to get fucked up! I gotta go shoot my scene, bring it home Ira
Jason leaves the view of the camera and the feed cuts out. With a smirk, Ira looks right at the camera
Flop at 2020 Ways to die, you will be broken. Your career will come to an end! Your livelihood will come to an end! ,You will be humbled and you will be forced to bow before APW's Premier Talent, the greatest example of a man to ever grace God's green earth, my client, the Uncrowned, Unofficial, Rightful Heavyweight Champion of the world, The Scourge of Professional Wrestling, JAAAASSSSSOOOOONNNN RRRYYYYAAAAANNNNNNN!
Ira soaks in the boos for a minute before leaving the ring, ending the interview
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Ira Stevenson and I am the representative of APW's Premier Talent, The Scourge of Professional Wrestling, the former BPZ Tag Team champion, the former BPZ Premium champion, the former and third longest reigning BPZ Global champion. JAAAAAASSSSSOOOOOONNNNNN RRRRRYYYYYYYAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
Jason shows up on the Titantron live via satellite from the movie set drinking a glass of champagne
Mister Ryan, first of all, allow me to thank you for taking time out of your busy day of shooting your newest box office hit. To start off this wonderful movie we can all look forward to going in droves to the movie theater
Well first off Ira, I feel as though the plebeians and simpletons in the crowd and backstage may not know of just what I hired you for. And because these people are dumb, they're stupid they've got something wrong with them, they have too many X Chromosomes, they have sex with all the barnyard animals, they're sexual attracted to children. You see people, I hired Ira Stevenson to intercede for me when I'm not in the shithole known as APW. But that's not it. As of this moment, It doesn't matter if our inept management needs to get ahold of me or any of the talentless hacks that want to say something to me, they have to go through Ira Stevenson because I refuse to associate with those that are beneath my station. Meaning he will be my own personal ring announcer, he will be my personal interviewer. If someone needs to get ahold of me, they have to ask Ira Stevenson who will in turn ask me to which I will probably refuse because of my seering hatred for the people in the back, do you pieces of shit understand what I am saying to you right now?
The fans are booing loudly as Ira chuckles
Very well said Mister Ryan and I must concur with all comments made about this cesspool, this toxic wasteland, void of talent and substance. But before we get into the meat and potatoes of the interview. Why don't you go into detail about the movie you are currently filming?
Jason takes a drink from his glass and lights a cigar
The movie I am starring in, co-starred by the one and only Liam Neeson. It's called Underground Fight Night, and it's a movie about a young, sexy, dashing rogue, ie me where I play myself winds up in the underground bare knuckle fight scene and rises from there to becoming a professional boxing heavyweight champion.
That sounds like a film that will draw big at the box office, a move that will fly off the shelves and I know I speak for all of us when I say it will be the greatest film in cinema history. It will be more critically acclaimed than The Passion, The Last Samurai, Where The Red Fern Grows, this movie will outshine them all. Now, I guess we should talk about 2020 Ways to Die and your match with the enhancement talent?
Jason starts laughing. His face turns red and he slaps his knee. After a few moments he gets himself under control. He takes a drag of his cigar and pours himself more champagne. He swirls his drink around and gives the camera a cocky grin
What is my opponent's name again?
Flop
Is that his real name? His name is seriously Flop? This isn't a rib is it?
No sir, his name is Flop
Is that the inbred idiot who has been trying to get over at my expense on social media?
Yes it is, and I have it on good authority that his mother was a homeless meth addict
Jason rolls his eyes
Flop is the biggest idiot I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. He is no better than a over bearing fan, he has no talent, he is what his name entails. A utter flop, in the ring, on the stick, on Twitter and in life. He is and always will be a flop. He has no idea what success is, he is the type of person that sits outside my mansion, begging me for money. Flop is the person in the group of friends that nobody fucking likes, he is the type of child that was abandoned at birth due to the fact he has nothing of value to offer to this world. I view it as a personal insult I am to work with him, I view it as a disgrace to everything I have done. From the three books I have published that have sold millions of copies, from the arenas I have sold out, to the movie I am currently on set for, I am offended I am to share the ring with this jobber in a body bag match. I am offended that of all the matches we could of had, we are to have a body bag match, the stupidest type of match that I would expect of twelve year old boys wrestling on their backyards to come up with. The only reason I accepted this match is because Irina wants to see what I can do so I am going to show her by ending the career and making a example out of God's worst mistake, do you understand what I am saying to you right now?
Ira is laughing at Jason's comments about Flop
Hey Flop, in case you're listening, maybe if you could stick to one gimmick online, maybe my client would take you seriously. And I must voice my disgust, with all due respect of course, but I must voice my disgust and discontent. I hold no malice towards those in the main event for the vacant world heavyweight championship but the fact that APW's Premier Talent is being excluded from the main event scene is a travesty.
I'm glad you brought that up Ira because I am going to shoot on that real quick before I go shoot my next scene. I understand having to prove myself, I understand the fact Irina may not be ready to give me a title shot. But putting me in the ring with a match with a jobber, me! A former World champion, a man that was the name and face of BPZ EVOLVE last year, someone like me, against Flop, FLOP?! I should be in that match, that would be a instant sell-out, having a man of my star power, a man of my caliber, a man of my credentials winning the world title and leading us to the next era. In a company where the world title has already been vacated twice of five past champions, and the longest reigning champion in this company's history is 63 days by Smith Jones. I held the BPZ Global championship for 73 days, my reign as champion is longer than one of the fuckers in the main event! And to be pushed to the side as if I were a insignificant fly has me pissed off! But it's fine, it's fine! Because I am going to fucking kill Flop. That body bag is going to be awfully convenient. Flop, 2020 Ways to Die, you picked the right day to get fucked up! I gotta go shoot my scene, bring it home Ira
Jason leaves the view of the camera and the feed cuts out. With a smirk, Ira looks right at the camera
Flop at 2020 Ways to die, you will be broken. Your career will come to an end! Your livelihood will come to an end! ,You will be humbled and you will be forced to bow before APW's Premier Talent, the greatest example of a man to ever grace God's green earth, my client, the Uncrowned, Unofficial, Rightful Heavyweight Champion of the world, The Scourge of Professional Wrestling, JAAAASSSSSOOOOONNNN RRRYYYYAAAAANNNNNNN!
Ira soaks in the boos for a minute before leaving the ring, ending the interview
