Post by lw on Jan 19, 2020 22:18:19 GMT -5
<destroyer is alone without his partner road dawg this week as he's got the worst case of well the flu and well liquids are pouring out of every orifice possible he decided to go on this latest trip sos he could get better and not worry about destroyer ..... and since he currently wasn't involved in much he was given well a turd of a match with only one real person of interest and he's somewhat bugged about it>
<hes stomping around the back pissed off and looking to blow up and he sees a camera guy and grabs him by the scruff of the neck and makes him set up a camera before booting him out of the room with a slight promise not to destroy the camera>
Wow, I know talents been thin but what a shit show! especially with the last few champs being a bunch of baby shit shows ........ But let me break it down to these poor bastards whom I'm gonna kill just to rid the fed of these shitbags of humanity and give a wrestling lesson to the rest of the world so here we go!
Lazer blazer ... Mr stuck in the 80s who was almost killed in an attack by Odin Balfour or something like that and been in traction almost for the entire life of the fed ..... he gets to come back just to get his ass put back in traction Wrong time to come back bro because there's no future for you here anymore....although it seems this fed's got the air of being on the ropes .... but beating the hell out of you won't even be satisfying because it's not even a fight ... I dont know if they want to cut payroll or what but putting you in this match just signs the death warrant of your career and even possibly you ...... right now your just in the way of my main target but you should and need to count this as your retirement match and try to put up a fight ok so you look like you have something to tell your descendants should you be able to live through the match
Now for the piece of shit mental midget that just needs to be killed ...... This unbelievable worthless festering pus bag of dripping syphilitic anal herpes named flop.... How and why this limp-dicked example of dysentery that's so vile even zmac's asshole rejects its existence is still in this fed shows how far it has fallen since we came back from the holidays...... Well, it seems to fall to me to end his time on earth he's escaped death by my hands before but this time its decreed he will die by my hands because this fed needs an enema and it will start by me shoving my boot up this fool's ass and out his throat and sending him to the burning hell of which this bastard rightly deserve... We dont need the bullshit that this bastard brings to the fed .... Why we didn't kill this maggot brained spawn of a Tijuana crotch cricket in the hardcore match I'll never know ..But the failure will be rectified even if I have to go to jail and end up in the chair Know this APW this bastard will die in the ring by my hands and his soul will be sent to whatever rotted infested diseased cunt that spawned it because a creature sp foul as that physical form of whats at the bottom of a filled porta pot at a hot chili pepper festival cant survive the physical pain that I will reign down on his worm-eaten living curse will be undeniable And I will send whatever is left of him in the physical and any other world straight to the flaming pits of eternal hell
< the rage and hatred emanating from his voice is so loud that its drowning everything else out backstage and officials are quietly creeping to the room to see what's going on the destroyer is stomping back and forth so loud that the floor is actually quaking under his feet >
<once they see who it is and what he's doing its prudently decided just to let him finish without interference>
Now there is one unknown factor in this equation and it has the tryhard edgelord name of john blade.... Does this poor bastard even know the hell he's going to mistakenly enter? did they tell him of the ring of fire that's going to burn when I enter the ring? Well, I give no fucks if he does or doesn't realize that his life is forfeit ... He'll get a lesson that no one ever forgets .. because in this match there will be no winning or losing or even surviving it for I am on a mission of murder and he'll just be another victim if he decided to get in my way ... He needs to ask himself if the pain and agony will be worth it .... the forfeit of his life will be a meaningless sacrifice on the altar of apw
Let me give you a word Mr blade .... Do your self and any loved liked or tolerated ones you have and just dont even bother showing up .... Hell, I'll even give lazer the same piece of advice because yall got put in a battle for the soul of APW that neither of you has anything to do with and just will get in the way and die needlessly this isn't your fight ... I'm correcting a failure I've had more than once
Now I'm going to try and do something I never do and offer mercy Now if you and Lazer spit in my hand and decide you need to die after all .... Just remember you were warned
Now its time to take care of business!
<he sees a production assistant and tosses the camera at him to catch as he sees its time for the match and begins running towards the aisle >
<hes stomping around the back pissed off and looking to blow up and he sees a camera guy and grabs him by the scruff of the neck and makes him set up a camera before booting him out of the room with a slight promise not to destroy the camera>
Wow, I know talents been thin but what a shit show! especially with the last few champs being a bunch of baby shit shows ........ But let me break it down to these poor bastards whom I'm gonna kill just to rid the fed of these shitbags of humanity and give a wrestling lesson to the rest of the world so here we go!
Lazer blazer ... Mr stuck in the 80s who was almost killed in an attack by Odin Balfour or something like that and been in traction almost for the entire life of the fed ..... he gets to come back just to get his ass put back in traction Wrong time to come back bro because there's no future for you here anymore....although it seems this fed's got the air of being on the ropes .... but beating the hell out of you won't even be satisfying because it's not even a fight ... I dont know if they want to cut payroll or what but putting you in this match just signs the death warrant of your career and even possibly you ...... right now your just in the way of my main target but you should and need to count this as your retirement match and try to put up a fight ok so you look like you have something to tell your descendants should you be able to live through the match
Now for the piece of shit mental midget that just needs to be killed ...... This unbelievable worthless festering pus bag of dripping syphilitic anal herpes named flop.... How and why this limp-dicked example of dysentery that's so vile even zmac's asshole rejects its existence is still in this fed shows how far it has fallen since we came back from the holidays...... Well, it seems to fall to me to end his time on earth he's escaped death by my hands before but this time its decreed he will die by my hands because this fed needs an enema and it will start by me shoving my boot up this fool's ass and out his throat and sending him to the burning hell of which this bastard rightly deserve... We dont need the bullshit that this bastard brings to the fed .... Why we didn't kill this maggot brained spawn of a Tijuana crotch cricket in the hardcore match I'll never know ..But the failure will be rectified even if I have to go to jail and end up in the chair Know this APW this bastard will die in the ring by my hands and his soul will be sent to whatever rotted infested diseased cunt that spawned it because a creature sp foul as that physical form of whats at the bottom of a filled porta pot at a hot chili pepper festival cant survive the physical pain that I will reign down on his worm-eaten living curse will be undeniable And I will send whatever is left of him in the physical and any other world straight to the flaming pits of eternal hell
< the rage and hatred emanating from his voice is so loud that its drowning everything else out backstage and officials are quietly creeping to the room to see what's going on the destroyer is stomping back and forth so loud that the floor is actually quaking under his feet >
<once they see who it is and what he's doing its prudently decided just to let him finish without interference>
Now there is one unknown factor in this equation and it has the tryhard edgelord name of john blade.... Does this poor bastard even know the hell he's going to mistakenly enter? did they tell him of the ring of fire that's going to burn when I enter the ring? Well, I give no fucks if he does or doesn't realize that his life is forfeit ... He'll get a lesson that no one ever forgets .. because in this match there will be no winning or losing or even surviving it for I am on a mission of murder and he'll just be another victim if he decided to get in my way ... He needs to ask himself if the pain and agony will be worth it .... the forfeit of his life will be a meaningless sacrifice on the altar of apw
Let me give you a word Mr blade .... Do your self and any loved liked or tolerated ones you have and just dont even bother showing up .... Hell, I'll even give lazer the same piece of advice because yall got put in a battle for the soul of APW that neither of you has anything to do with and just will get in the way and die needlessly this isn't your fight ... I'm correcting a failure I've had more than once
Now I'm going to try and do something I never do and offer mercy Now if you and Lazer spit in my hand and decide you need to die after all .... Just remember you were warned
Now its time to take care of business!
<he sees a production assistant and tosses the camera at him to catch as he sees its time for the match and begins running towards the aisle >
