Post by lw on Nov 24, 2019 22:32:29 GMT -5
<destroyer is working out in his junkyard as he was given directions to well make it less dangerous which isn't happening but he's trying enough to make federal state and apw authorities happy of course his idea of cleaning all the dangerous and possibly toxic crap in the 100 or so acres he inhabits although he's keeping his collection of airplanes parts separate as he intends to create an actual plane of his one by himself .... he leans over and finds a ww2 era bomb that may or may not be active he's trying to judge when a loud noise roars through the air he looks up getting ready to beat asses as only a dozen people know of the location and about 9 of them would never set foot here
The roaring of the engine of whatever the hell's barreling down the semi-paved road is coming closer and closer and he sees the road dawg showing up in a new blod red bike that looks like a 3 wheeler because of its so stretched out he roars to a stop and jumps off and looks over to the big guy"
<destroyer gets a quick thought and tosses the may or may not be a live bomb and says "catch bro" and tosses it and dawg catches it and then realizes what he just caught >
"motherfucker! where'd the hell you'd get this thing .... is it live? "
Dont know but I figured well if it blew up id be a surprise ....
<dawg just shakes his head and says >: So I see you filed the paperwork correctly.....
"yeah ..surprised you didn't want your title back..........
"naw didn't get any respect and it just was a pain in the ass for what a few hundred dollars more a month ?"
Destroyer chuckles> "I tell you and the world ... those things dont mean shit all the time ...."
"yeah yeah You told me so "
<destroyer takes the bomb and places it on a shelf for people smarter than him to check out > "sorry Your vacation was cut off
<road dawg pulls out a Cuban cigar and lights it taking a puff> its ok I was getting bored ..driving around doesn't have the appeal it once did ...But they gave me a new schedule and said he could form whatever we wanted so I came back for a while ...And I see were fighting well the normal weirdos from the fed
<destroyer leans over and picks up an airplane engine twice the size he is > Yeah I vaguely know who they are But as long as they get stomped back in the shit filled dirt of whence they arrived in I'll be happy I haven't seen the usual ranting and raving BS yet So maybe they'll pull their brains outta their asses and not bother to show up .......but they'll get an asskicking if they do
<dawg chuckles> Well I did the work they wanted me to now its time to have some fun ...... Well get the grill out I bought stuff to celebrate this new thing we're doing ...even bought beer .... just dont drink it all k?
"no promises bro" < dawg tosses a large bottle and destroyer catches it and dawgs opens his and says " cheers ..<paraphrasing a song lyric> We may lose or we may win but after fighting us they might not be breathing or even living but they'll never be the same again
Now get the meat and light the grill but remember ya gotta eat the salad also ......<destroyer grumbles > ain't no damn bunny rabbit as the camera fades
The roaring of the engine of whatever the hell's barreling down the semi-paved road is coming closer and closer and he sees the road dawg showing up in a new blod red bike that looks like a 3 wheeler because of its so stretched out he roars to a stop and jumps off and looks over to the big guy"
<destroyer gets a quick thought and tosses the may or may not be a live bomb and says "catch bro" and tosses it and dawg catches it and then realizes what he just caught >
"motherfucker! where'd the hell you'd get this thing .... is it live? "
Dont know but I figured well if it blew up id be a surprise ....
<dawg just shakes his head and says >: So I see you filed the paperwork correctly.....
"yeah ..surprised you didn't want your title back..........
"naw didn't get any respect and it just was a pain in the ass for what a few hundred dollars more a month ?"
Destroyer chuckles> "I tell you and the world ... those things dont mean shit all the time ...."
"yeah yeah You told me so "
<destroyer takes the bomb and places it on a shelf for people smarter than him to check out > "sorry Your vacation was cut off
<road dawg pulls out a Cuban cigar and lights it taking a puff> its ok I was getting bored ..driving around doesn't have the appeal it once did ...But they gave me a new schedule and said he could form whatever we wanted so I came back for a while ...And I see were fighting well the normal weirdos from the fed
<destroyer leans over and picks up an airplane engine twice the size he is > Yeah I vaguely know who they are But as long as they get stomped back in the shit filled dirt of whence they arrived in I'll be happy I haven't seen the usual ranting and raving BS yet So maybe they'll pull their brains outta their asses and not bother to show up .......but they'll get an asskicking if they do
<dawg chuckles> Well I did the work they wanted me to now its time to have some fun ...... Well get the grill out I bought stuff to celebrate this new thing we're doing ...even bought beer .... just dont drink it all k?
"no promises bro" < dawg tosses a large bottle and destroyer catches it and dawgs opens his and says " cheers ..<paraphrasing a song lyric> We may lose or we may win but after fighting us they might not be breathing or even living but they'll never be the same again
Now get the meat and light the grill but remember ya gotta eat the salad also ......<destroyer grumbles > ain't no damn bunny rabbit as the camera fades
