Post by zionsimmons on Nov 24, 2019 21:56:55 GMT -5
"I've been digging deep in the dark web as of late, in search of what makes this Steven Osbourne guy tick… It's…"
Zion's eyes tremble at the sheer thought of every video clip that needed scrubbed off his hard drive. Zion sits at his desk with his assistant Sophie.
"Dark…"
"I told you that it was going to be foolish to open that can of worms… Nobody of any sex or species for that matter, wants to really know what's going through that man's head… Especially when he is alone with a wifi connection…"
"You know, as bad as the guy is, he at least won gold in APW…"
"True…"
Sophie taps away at her tablet, leaving Zion with his arms out, as if waiting for her to finish.
"And?"
Sophie looks over her horn brimmed glasses with a smirk.
"And what?"
"Isn't this the part where you tell me that i was robbed and I'm the only champion you recognize?"
Sophie snickers.
"Ha, you want me to lie to you, sir? We pulled out all the stops against that black hole of a man and he still found a way to escape with his World title… Your name isn't Dean Wolf, so you're not the chosen to off Smith Jones… It's so easy to see, sir."
Zion slowly nods.
"You're right, Sophie… That russian whore still hasn't pushed our plan forward since i slid into her DMs… What do you think she's waiting for?"
"Dean to win or lose of course… But that's not very shark like of you, if i can be honest for a second. Shouldn't you make an example out of Osbourne this week and hell, throw yourself into that little one on one match between those two idiots. Take your spot, just like you always do!"
Zion plays with the mouse on his desk for a second, clicking on his computer screen obviously preoccupied.
"I'm just bored though… Osbourne isn't a challenge at all… Sure he's a champion, but i don't know… He's just not…"
"Entertaining?"
Zion shakes his head no.
"It's like hunting, you know? I didn't just buy out my competition who were mom and pop type shops… I aimed for the juggernauts of the corporation world, like Masuda. Osbourne is a feeder fish, he's what the common consumer would buy into… He's not the hipster brand, like yours truly. The smart marks out there know that Osbourne isn't a locker room leader, he's just THERE."
Sophie taps away at her tablet some more and then Test Subject 13 walks into the room carrying a silver platter with a white Wendy's bag on it and a glass boot with the words Zim-Quila on it.
"Noice, a bag of Jr. Bacons and some of the best hooch money could buy… Excellent."
Sophie chuckles.
"You're excited for a greasy bag of cow by product and what can only be described as rock gut…"
Zion smiles.
"This meal right here is more exciting for THIS SHARK to devour than easily smacking Osbourne around, obviously."
"Game plan?"
Zion shrugs as he pulls a burger out of the bag.
"I'm going BUY HIM OUT and then move on along to bigger prizes…"
Sophie taps away on her tablet and Test Subject 13 exits out of the office.
"Sounds easy enough…"
Zion takes a bite of his burger.
"I know more about Osbourne than he truly knows and it'll become even more evident when i drop him monday night. I am hungry and i think my appetite is only getting more insatiable…"
Sophie smiles wide.
"Good."
Sophie grabs a burger and Zion snaps at her.
"Didn't you just hear how hungry i am?!"
Zion pushes the Zim-Quila toward her.
"Ha, no way jose, I'm not drinking that shit… I heard its God awful."
Zion shrugs.
"More for me then, heh."
Zion's eyes tremble at the sheer thought of every video clip that needed scrubbed off his hard drive. Zion sits at his desk with his assistant Sophie.
"Dark…"
"I told you that it was going to be foolish to open that can of worms… Nobody of any sex or species for that matter, wants to really know what's going through that man's head… Especially when he is alone with a wifi connection…"
"You know, as bad as the guy is, he at least won gold in APW…"
"True…"
Sophie taps away at her tablet, leaving Zion with his arms out, as if waiting for her to finish.
"And?"
Sophie looks over her horn brimmed glasses with a smirk.
"And what?"
"Isn't this the part where you tell me that i was robbed and I'm the only champion you recognize?"
Sophie snickers.
"Ha, you want me to lie to you, sir? We pulled out all the stops against that black hole of a man and he still found a way to escape with his World title… Your name isn't Dean Wolf, so you're not the chosen to off Smith Jones… It's so easy to see, sir."
Zion slowly nods.
"You're right, Sophie… That russian whore still hasn't pushed our plan forward since i slid into her DMs… What do you think she's waiting for?"
"Dean to win or lose of course… But that's not very shark like of you, if i can be honest for a second. Shouldn't you make an example out of Osbourne this week and hell, throw yourself into that little one on one match between those two idiots. Take your spot, just like you always do!"
Zion plays with the mouse on his desk for a second, clicking on his computer screen obviously preoccupied.
"I'm just bored though… Osbourne isn't a challenge at all… Sure he's a champion, but i don't know… He's just not…"
"Entertaining?"
Zion shakes his head no.
"It's like hunting, you know? I didn't just buy out my competition who were mom and pop type shops… I aimed for the juggernauts of the corporation world, like Masuda. Osbourne is a feeder fish, he's what the common consumer would buy into… He's not the hipster brand, like yours truly. The smart marks out there know that Osbourne isn't a locker room leader, he's just THERE."
Sophie taps away at her tablet some more and then Test Subject 13 walks into the room carrying a silver platter with a white Wendy's bag on it and a glass boot with the words Zim-Quila on it.
"Noice, a bag of Jr. Bacons and some of the best hooch money could buy… Excellent."
Sophie chuckles.
"You're excited for a greasy bag of cow by product and what can only be described as rock gut…"
Zion smiles.
"This meal right here is more exciting for THIS SHARK to devour than easily smacking Osbourne around, obviously."
"Game plan?"
Zion shrugs as he pulls a burger out of the bag.
"I'm going BUY HIM OUT and then move on along to bigger prizes…"
Sophie taps away on her tablet and Test Subject 13 exits out of the office.
"Sounds easy enough…"
Zion takes a bite of his burger.
"I know more about Osbourne than he truly knows and it'll become even more evident when i drop him monday night. I am hungry and i think my appetite is only getting more insatiable…"
Sophie smiles wide.
"Good."
Sophie grabs a burger and Zion snaps at her.
"Didn't you just hear how hungry i am?!"
Zion pushes the Zim-Quila toward her.
"Ha, no way jose, I'm not drinking that shit… I heard its God awful."
Zion shrugs.
"More for me then, heh."
