Post by Jobber Dave on Nov 24, 2019 13:00:57 GMT -5
"Jobber Dave's rise has been brought to es end…"
Jobber Dave sits in a stairwell, with his trademark generic luchamask on, a black zipup hoodie, and his wrestling tights. His head hangs low and he runs his fingers along the loosened strings on the back of his mask.
"Monsters have seen to that and then my identity was almost ripped away from The People. They look to me as es beacon of hopeful and they picture me es them… That is why i must keep my mask at all cost… No one can take it away from me…"
Jobber Dave shivers and raises his head.
"There's a chill in es air…"
Dave pulls out an old kyocera cell phone and scrolls along through his messages.
"It es now clearer than day… Jobber Dave must face ZDeadman… He es Trash Panda Destroyer and his eyes es set on MI…"
Dave crosses his heart and sends up a small prayer.
"Mios dios… Zombie es juggernaut of any and all divisions… His title reigns are historical and his mercy is nonexistent… He see es Jobber Dave as the fall guy who wrestled the homeless to make a name for himself…"
Dave shrugs.
"The truth hurts, but Jobber Dave es do hard work to change es stars. I es People's champion and if ZMan wants to take another title, then he will have to toss Jobber Dave into es volcano!"
Dave clinches a fist tight.
"Jobber Dave isn't going to play es victim any longer! I WILL be the underdog feel good story that our fans deserve and it restarts with defeating es ZMan… I have nothing to lose, can he say es same?"
A smile tugs away at Jobber Dave's lips.
"My legacy is that of a fighter, not necessarily a conqueror… This is just another fight for me, but there's nothing here for ZMan to conquer… I don't hate him, so there's no hate to conquer… I only have my heart for the people and my spirit to never give up… I bring es all to every match and if ZMan thinks he knows what Jobber Dave brings to the ring, he has another thing coming…"
Dave tilts his head a bit and looks to the camera.
"I will WIN for THE PEOPLE and i will continue to climb even when ZMan runs off to seek HorrorCore ACTION in another company. Jobber Dave will not say die and he will not leave es PEOPLE!"
Dave gives a thumbs up to the camera.
"See YOU MONDAY!"
Jobber Dave sits in a stairwell, with his trademark generic luchamask on, a black zipup hoodie, and his wrestling tights. His head hangs low and he runs his fingers along the loosened strings on the back of his mask.
"Monsters have seen to that and then my identity was almost ripped away from The People. They look to me as es beacon of hopeful and they picture me es them… That is why i must keep my mask at all cost… No one can take it away from me…"
Jobber Dave shivers and raises his head.
"There's a chill in es air…"
Dave pulls out an old kyocera cell phone and scrolls along through his messages.
"It es now clearer than day… Jobber Dave must face ZDeadman… He es Trash Panda Destroyer and his eyes es set on MI…"
Dave crosses his heart and sends up a small prayer.
"Mios dios… Zombie es juggernaut of any and all divisions… His title reigns are historical and his mercy is nonexistent… He see es Jobber Dave as the fall guy who wrestled the homeless to make a name for himself…"
Dave shrugs.
"The truth hurts, but Jobber Dave es do hard work to change es stars. I es People's champion and if ZMan wants to take another title, then he will have to toss Jobber Dave into es volcano!"
Dave clinches a fist tight.
"Jobber Dave isn't going to play es victim any longer! I WILL be the underdog feel good story that our fans deserve and it restarts with defeating es ZMan… I have nothing to lose, can he say es same?"
A smile tugs away at Jobber Dave's lips.
"My legacy is that of a fighter, not necessarily a conqueror… This is just another fight for me, but there's nothing here for ZMan to conquer… I don't hate him, so there's no hate to conquer… I only have my heart for the people and my spirit to never give up… I bring es all to every match and if ZMan thinks he knows what Jobber Dave brings to the ring, he has another thing coming…"
Dave tilts his head a bit and looks to the camera.
"I will WIN for THE PEOPLE and i will continue to climb even when ZMan runs off to seek HorrorCore ACTION in another company. Jobber Dave will not say die and he will not leave es PEOPLE!"
Dave gives a thumbs up to the camera.
"See YOU MONDAY!"
