Post by ultimatedestroyer on Nov 17, 2019 21:03:43 GMT -5
<destroyer is in a gym near the match working out at his apparently;y insane style he hears the APW preshow looking up he hears the words of his opponent and listens amused just shaking his head sadly > He drops the half-ton of weights he's lifting one-handed and walks over and pulls out a special camera they gave him to use and he sticks it on a corner and makes sure he could be seen and heard the gym staff relived he's taking a break as he's been at it for 5 or 6 hours ... they only hope he doesn't use the treadmill or anything else expensive >
You know I heard there's some fool that's paroled from the mental midget ward that calls himself plop or flop .....the places the fed has to hire from .<sighing with resigination>. I know the mentally ill and challenged need a break but..........<shakes his head again > Well if his name which sounds like something I did in an outhouse behind the barn is any indication He'll surely stink up the ring just as bad,,,,,
I mean sure I'm gonna take a plop in the ring this guy has nothing to recommend him as a wrestler .... maybe this is one of those comedy wrestlers that I hear of occasionally ...... someone who makes people laugh before I stomp flop into the plop that he crawled out of <he chuckles as he realizes he sounds like a kids book >.
Although if this keeps up I'm gonna get tossed in jail for beating up on the mentally disabled .....I mean sure smack and pound wolf or morris around a lot but their mental illness can be cured with repeated boots to the head this guys problem seems legit ........
So Mr plop can consider this his retirement match because he'll have to retire from the sport and after his injuries heal he can get the mental help he still needs and the match will be considered community service and we can move on to someone more deserving of being in apw ........
Now in anticipation of the match ... <as he heads towards the male restroom Imma gonna plop some flop that was formerly the buffet at the Mexican restaurant in the restroom .. It might be a bit more exciting of an opponent than the plop of a flop in the ring see you in the ring ... its gonna be a real stinker of a match <he chuckles at the horrible puns the camera fades as the door closes >
You know I heard there's some fool that's paroled from the mental midget ward that calls himself plop or flop .....the places the fed has to hire from .<sighing with resigination>. I know the mentally ill and challenged need a break but..........<shakes his head again > Well if his name which sounds like something I did in an outhouse behind the barn is any indication He'll surely stink up the ring just as bad,,,,,
I mean sure I'm gonna take a plop in the ring this guy has nothing to recommend him as a wrestler .... maybe this is one of those comedy wrestlers that I hear of occasionally ...... someone who makes people laugh before I stomp flop into the plop that he crawled out of <he chuckles as he realizes he sounds like a kids book >.
Although if this keeps up I'm gonna get tossed in jail for beating up on the mentally disabled .....I mean sure smack and pound wolf or morris around a lot but their mental illness can be cured with repeated boots to the head this guys problem seems legit ........
So Mr plop can consider this his retirement match because he'll have to retire from the sport and after his injuries heal he can get the mental help he still needs and the match will be considered community service and we can move on to someone more deserving of being in apw ........
Now in anticipation of the match ... <as he heads towards the male restroom Imma gonna plop some flop that was formerly the buffet at the Mexican restaurant in the restroom .. It might be a bit more exciting of an opponent than the plop of a flop in the ring see you in the ring ... its gonna be a real stinker of a match <he chuckles at the horrible puns the camera fades as the door closes >
