Bee

FLOP:
Do you play chess?
I do.
Not very good.
But my head.
It's a mess
But Chess.
Chess is the ultimate destroyer
Of Mind
Body and Soul
See you look across the board at your opponent
Just white versus black
White goes first
Convienent that.
Even in the intellectuals game
Slave
And
Master
Missy
Moving now
Our brains are controlled
By Computers
Battle against ourselves
Battle across the board
Think ahead
Think again
Next move 
Could be death
Yours or Mine
Toppling the King
But the Queen is in control
Just like here

Do you play Chess
Ultimate Destroyer
The best at destoying at things
 Nuclear Warfare
Just back from Chernobyl
Going to fight you
Like an old Noble
Punch You
Kick You
Probably run away
You're like the Hulk
Mad
Bad
and
Destructive
Can I win?
Lou Ferrigno.

POLF:
Fool.
You can always win
Big Man
is Dumb Man
of Mice and Men
Mice always running
Going blind
Losing their tails by three
but Ultimate Destroyer
You can defeat he
Edward Norton
American History X
Green with Envy
Hulk go Smash
But just get smashed
Hooked on the Black Widow
Killer of Men
So in the end
Around the bend
Flop will drop
Nuclear Bombs
on the Ultimate Destroyer
Bite him like a deadly spider
Irradiated like Parker
Killshot
Sticky web
From Flop's waist
Right into Destroyer's face

FLOP:
But he is so big

POLF:
That's what she said

FLOP:
No I said that

POLF:
Well you got to remember this

FLOP:
Remember what?

POLF:
It's not the size of the dog in the fight. But the size of the fight in the dog

FLOP:
I thought we were play chess

POLF:
The game has changed

FLOP:
To what?

POLF:
I don't know. Weren't you listening?

FLOP:
No.

POLF:
If you're not going to listen. I am just going to go away then.

FLOP:
Go where?

POLF:
I don't know. I am a voice in your fucking head?

FLOP:
So I am talking to myself?

POLF:
You're as thick as Big Black Dick.

FLOP:
That's not nice.

POLF:
And you're as dumb as Paris Hilton.

FLOP:
That's even meaner. She thought Chicken was the tuna of the ocean.

POLF:
Point. Proven. But I know what is the Ultimate Destroyer.

FLOP:
My opponent. The Big Dog?

POLF:
No.

FLOP:
What then?

POLF:
A Big Black Dick in Paris Hilton's ass

FLOP:
Sounds like a movie

POLF:
No that was boring. No black men and she was more inanimate than a Boudle Bot

FLOP:
A boudle bot?

POLF:
Don't worry.

FLOP:
Ok. What's the point?

POLF:
Are you Paris Hilton's asshole?

FLOP:
No.

POLF:
Is your opponent a giant black dick that makes Steve Osbourne jealous?

FLOP:
No.

POLF:
Then you are facing no Ultimate Destroyer.

FLOP:
Then who am I facing,

POLF:
How should I know I am a voice in your head and this is your conversation.

FLOP:
Oh.

POLF:
Goodbye.

FLOP:
Dogs playing chess
Dicks destroying blondes
Mind over matter right?
Destroyer meet me in the ring
I mean
Is this a simple invite to take off to the hills,
And watch the moon make love with wolves
AARRRWOOOOO!
Finish That 
Pop that like a pimple
Just simple
Dead Dog in the middle of the ring
That's you 
Not Me
So you can King Me
Oh Shit
Wrong game
Checkmate
Game Over
And I Just flopped it out on you

POLF:
Hello again. That was better. Goodbye. Again.

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