Post by 'Jazzy' John McCarty on Nov 10, 2019 7:40:08 GMT -5
11/11/19
Impressive showing after impressive showing. These past few weeks, I've shown that I'm good enough for that World Title.
Yet here I am, stuck in the midcard. Is this how you treat talent, Irina?
I've said it once, but I'll say it again. I'm one of the most technical wrestlers here. Momentum is on my side, but I don't even get the CHANCE to prove myself against the champion.
Imagine this. Omega main event: Smith Jones vs John McCarty for the World Title. The crowd wants to see it I just know. The crowd loves me! How do I know the crowd loves me?
First, look at this amazing spot in this match.
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Jobber Dave and Jazzy John are the first to move. Dave on the offense, but McCarty catches him with a reverse twist of fate!
Remi: New Orleans Neckbreaker! Dave is down, but here comes Blaze!
But McCarty is ready for him, and Blaze walks right into a swinging spike DDT!
Clearwater: AD LIB! JAZZY JOHN JUST DROPPED JOHNNY BLAZE WITH THE AD LIB!
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Well, what about this amazing finish to this match against Night?
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Clearwater: Enzuigiri from Night!
Remi: Denied! McCarty blocks it with a swinging spike DDT! AD LIB! And it’s lights out for Night!
McCarty drops to cover, hooking the leg.
One!
Two!!
THREE!!!
DING DING DING!
Jessica: And the winner of this match -- advancing to the final round of the World Title Contendership Tournament -- “JAZZY” JOHN MCCARTY!!!!
“Peaches en Regalia” hits the speakers to a huge pop from the fans, while Jazzy John climbs the turnbuckle, posing for the audience as he basks in their adulation.
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In fact, at HorrorKore, this just happened
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McCarty knows what to do now. He makes a painstaking climb to the top rope and hits a shooting star press on the both Scott and that aluminum trashcan.
Clearwater: This is it!
St. Remi: That was amazing!
He slumps over to make the cover amidst “Holy! Shit!” chants gravitating around the stadium.
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The crowd wants to see Jazzy shine. But, you're not letting them see that, Irina. Surely you don't wanna be that person who doesn't give the crowd what they want? Just one World Title match at Omega is all I ask for. Just one.
But now, I'm just stuck facing Defenestration Jones in the midcard.
First, may I congratulate you on having a damn cool nickname? I mean, some people have horrible generic nicknames, but 'Defenestration' is such a good nickname. Kinda makes me wish I was Defenestration John McCarty.
But, so what if you threw someone out a window? Big whoop. My last match, I just hit a shooting star press onto a trash can. Don't be thinking you're the only aggressive one here. In the wrestling industry, we are all aggressive.
But, Ms Defenestration, I have one question. Where the hell have you been? I don't think I've seen you since that one big orgy of a hardcore title match?
If you haven't been around lately, then you have no momentum heading into this match. You've gone cold. I, however, am on a bit of a hot streak. Look, I'm just gonna be honest here. I think of you as a stepping stone on my way to the top. It's gonna happen. I will be in that main event.
Irina just needs to wake up.
Impressive showing after impressive showing. These past few weeks, I've shown that I'm good enough for that World Title.
Yet here I am, stuck in the midcard. Is this how you treat talent, Irina?
I've said it once, but I'll say it again. I'm one of the most technical wrestlers here. Momentum is on my side, but I don't even get the CHANCE to prove myself against the champion.
Imagine this. Omega main event: Smith Jones vs John McCarty for the World Title. The crowd wants to see it I just know. The crowd loves me! How do I know the crowd loves me?
First, look at this amazing spot in this match.
-----
Jobber Dave and Jazzy John are the first to move. Dave on the offense, but McCarty catches him with a reverse twist of fate!
Remi: New Orleans Neckbreaker! Dave is down, but here comes Blaze!
But McCarty is ready for him, and Blaze walks right into a swinging spike DDT!
Clearwater: AD LIB! JAZZY JOHN JUST DROPPED JOHNNY BLAZE WITH THE AD LIB!
-----
Well, what about this amazing finish to this match against Night?
-----
Clearwater: Enzuigiri from Night!
Remi: Denied! McCarty blocks it with a swinging spike DDT! AD LIB! And it’s lights out for Night!
McCarty drops to cover, hooking the leg.
One!
Two!!
THREE!!!
DING DING DING!
Jessica: And the winner of this match -- advancing to the final round of the World Title Contendership Tournament -- “JAZZY” JOHN MCCARTY!!!!
“Peaches en Regalia” hits the speakers to a huge pop from the fans, while Jazzy John climbs the turnbuckle, posing for the audience as he basks in their adulation.
-----
In fact, at HorrorKore, this just happened
-----
McCarty knows what to do now. He makes a painstaking climb to the top rope and hits a shooting star press on the both Scott and that aluminum trashcan.
Clearwater: This is it!
St. Remi: That was amazing!
He slumps over to make the cover amidst “Holy! Shit!” chants gravitating around the stadium.
-----
The crowd wants to see Jazzy shine. But, you're not letting them see that, Irina. Surely you don't wanna be that person who doesn't give the crowd what they want? Just one World Title match at Omega is all I ask for. Just one.
But now, I'm just stuck facing Defenestration Jones in the midcard.
First, may I congratulate you on having a damn cool nickname? I mean, some people have horrible generic nicknames, but 'Defenestration' is such a good nickname. Kinda makes me wish I was Defenestration John McCarty.
But, so what if you threw someone out a window? Big whoop. My last match, I just hit a shooting star press onto a trash can. Don't be thinking you're the only aggressive one here. In the wrestling industry, we are all aggressive.
But, Ms Defenestration, I have one question. Where the hell have you been? I don't think I've seen you since that one big orgy of a hardcore title match?
If you haven't been around lately, then you have no momentum heading into this match. You've gone cold. I, however, am on a bit of a hot streak. Look, I'm just gonna be honest here. I think of you as a stepping stone on my way to the top. It's gonna happen. I will be in that main event.
Irina just needs to wake up.
