not now, not ever
Jul 12, 2019 19:53:50 GMT -5
BonnieBlue, Bryan "Buzz" Worthy, and 2 more like this
Post by Sandy Coconutz on Jul 12, 2019 19:53:50 GMT -5
Johnny Blaze/Alex Scott vs Sandy Coconutz/Lucy Sixx vs Bryan Worthy/Smith Jones
:: Pout. sob. Chunky monkey. Big Henry. Thank god for Big Henry. The Notebooks on and ya girl just wants to friggin die. Stupid bathrobe is itchy and my toes are all gross and funky and I just want to die. Like Jesus. Bless up and take me now; ya girl is ready for all that. No serious, I am. I shouldnt let Smith Jones, knob knees O’Grady over there get me down but wow if I’m not scum of the earth right now. I couldnt get out of my bed. I didnt even make it to the Hardcore thingy last week. My chrome book was open on the side of my bed with a cursor blinking in google docs. ::
[ I QUIT ]
:: But I couldnt bring myself to send it. That would bring satisfaction to someone who doesnt deserve that satisfaction. They don’t know me, they don’t know me. They don’t. Then again, right now, ya girl doesnt even know herself. What I do know, though, is that I cant quit. The only thing is, I dunno how to continue. ::
“ Big Henry, how do I go on livin?”
:: big Henry is a large red dildo that's been my best friend for the better part of a week. ::
“ Yah, sure, just ignore me. Everyone else does. Ya girl has feelings too, Henry. I have wants. I have needs and I don’t think they even care in APW. They want to push Smith Jones - smith flippin Jones and he wasnt even in the Hardcore battle thingy. Lucy Sixx was and that girl, let me tell you sumthin right now, Lucy Sixx put in the T double werk she was poppin awf and it felt good to see that girl mixing it up. I got my match for this week but *sigh* I just dunno if I can do it. “
:: Just then there was a knock on the door and a familar voice.::
“Hello sweetie!”
:: Ugh, just what I needed. A cheery mom and that cheery mom voice.::
“ I’m up here mom. You know… * grumble* wishing for death. “
:: here comes mom, oh joy.::
“ I brought you a peach pie. Your friend Jenny told me that you werent at work so I thought I’d come swing by and see whats wrong.”
:: Mom comes in my room and is so horrified, she drops the pie on the rug. ::
“ Sandra Marie! I don’t care how bad the flu is over here but this isnt the way we keep our room! And - and - whens the last time you took a shower?”
“Five days.”
“Five? Five days? Whole days? Girl you to go get in that shower and scrub all that nasty off your ass unless you want a yeast infection. “
“MOM! That's gross!”
“Not as gross as you. Now get. Go shower. I’ll put on coffee and *gag * try not to burn down this room.”
“ Ugh! Fine”
:: Some time later I walk back into the kitchen with a new bathrobe on and a towel wraped on my head. Moms sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee with a cup set out for me. ::
“ You tell me, Sandra Marie, whats on your mind.”
“ Ugh, mom. Mom, its this APW place. I mean, I’m not a great wrestler and I feel like I don’t belong and that I just cant get there.”
“So you lose one time and now you want to cuddle up to that big red thing and call your life, your life? You’re too young to settle and you’re too young to settle down. Sandra, I suggest you get back in the ring if that's what you want to do. I mean, I don’t get it but I don’t get a lot of things these days. However, perseverance never goes out of style. You think everyones undefeated in wrestling? Doubt it. So if you want to do it, comit yourself and go do it and if I get one more phone call from Jenny that you’re up in your room for days at a time, I’ll beat you with my flip flops. You’re an athlete. Go out and train. Be a star. You got too caught up in partying but that's going to save you in that ring, I don’t think. “
:: true, true. ::
“ Have you talked to that nice Jared, boy?”
“ No, not in a long time. We all kinda went our own way.”
“What was their fun little name, again; summer fest?”
“Beach Krew, mom, and they’re like super important. Just that.. I’m.. not.”
“And why not? Stop pouting. Go be the best. I don’t care if they are man or woman or vegetable or mineral. You were a champion gymnast all through your life. Hit the gym, hit the bars, hit the track and go get what you want in life because its not in that pit you call a room; that's for damn sure.”
“ Thanks mom. I was just feeling bad for myself.”
“ I know, hun. It happens to everyone. It doesnt matter that you felt down, it just matters that you get back up.”
“ I know. I’ll get back to it and train like I’m going to olympics. “
“Still a shame *tsk tsk* that you got hurt and couldnt go when you were in college.”
“ well then I guess this is my chance to make up for it.”
“ I guess so.”
“ Thanks mom.”
“ Hey, that's what moms are for. You need anything and I’m here to do what I can. I always enjoy helping. Moms always do. Just dont forget who you are and what you’ve done. No one knows your story but you. So, you go back to APW and you wrestle your little heart out till you reach your goals and your dreams. “
“ I will.”
“ Good. Now drink your coffee before it gets cold. “
N O T N O W N O T E V E R
:: Cue the montague of me running up and down steps in a pink and purple spanx and grey top. Skip to me running on a track and kickboxing; trying to get myself into better athletic shape. I’m doing gymnastics and pull up, raising my core strength to try and get an edge this week in my multi person tag match. I’ve been at it trying to reach the elite athleticism that I once had before I got out of college and started hosting parties. Man, that was a time for ya girl back in college, winning Hawaii and California state championships for the floor and balance beam. Then towards the end of college, I got a gig as a hostess and things just kinda went there. I started my twitter and started speaking at colleges to help raise awareness for the feminist cause. APW, you’ll see the strides that, that cause has taken when Lucy Sixx and I beat all these other teams of men who - by the way, have dominated this industry for far too long. Even know, woman are still struggling to get and keep and hold these top spots in wrestling. ::
Johnny Blaze and Alex Scott, you’re new.I get it. I really do. But this, you don’t get. Its not your time right now; its our time. Lucy Sixx and @sandyc are going to channel our devine femme and make all you men regret having to step into the ring with us. You’re all about to make your debut. Damn, that's got to be rough for you to make your debut in such a lop sided match because lets face it you dont have anything on Lucy and I.
Braxton and Smith, can you two even co-exist? Braxton should be pushing for a world title and Smith, well, you should just be tryin tah push. I mean, like I know you beat me but like, so wut? So wut.
S O W U T
You ah dealin with a different @sandyc and I’m about to @sendu these hands and super kick your face to the back of your head. That's one thing I’m really good at.
Super kicks.
Back hand springs
Emotional breakdowns
Mental breakdowns
Sexual breakdowns.
But every breakdown brings us back up.
The only thing is that none of you will be coming back from this.
Trust. Ya girl.
:: Pout. sob. Chunky monkey. Big Henry. Thank god for Big Henry. The Notebooks on and ya girl just wants to friggin die. Stupid bathrobe is itchy and my toes are all gross and funky and I just want to die. Like Jesus. Bless up and take me now; ya girl is ready for all that. No serious, I am. I shouldnt let Smith Jones, knob knees O’Grady over there get me down but wow if I’m not scum of the earth right now. I couldnt get out of my bed. I didnt even make it to the Hardcore thingy last week. My chrome book was open on the side of my bed with a cursor blinking in google docs. ::
[ I QUIT ]
:: But I couldnt bring myself to send it. That would bring satisfaction to someone who doesnt deserve that satisfaction. They don’t know me, they don’t know me. They don’t. Then again, right now, ya girl doesnt even know herself. What I do know, though, is that I cant quit. The only thing is, I dunno how to continue. ::
“ Big Henry, how do I go on livin?”
:: big Henry is a large red dildo that's been my best friend for the better part of a week. ::
“ Yah, sure, just ignore me. Everyone else does. Ya girl has feelings too, Henry. I have wants. I have needs and I don’t think they even care in APW. They want to push Smith Jones - smith flippin Jones and he wasnt even in the Hardcore battle thingy. Lucy Sixx was and that girl, let me tell you sumthin right now, Lucy Sixx put in the T double werk she was poppin awf and it felt good to see that girl mixing it up. I got my match for this week but *sigh* I just dunno if I can do it. “
:: Just then there was a knock on the door and a familar voice.::
“Hello sweetie!”
:: Ugh, just what I needed. A cheery mom and that cheery mom voice.::
“ I’m up here mom. You know… * grumble* wishing for death. “
:: here comes mom, oh joy.::
“ I brought you a peach pie. Your friend Jenny told me that you werent at work so I thought I’d come swing by and see whats wrong.”
:: Mom comes in my room and is so horrified, she drops the pie on the rug. ::
“ Sandra Marie! I don’t care how bad the flu is over here but this isnt the way we keep our room! And - and - whens the last time you took a shower?”
“Five days.”
“Five? Five days? Whole days? Girl you to go get in that shower and scrub all that nasty off your ass unless you want a yeast infection. “
“MOM! That's gross!”
“Not as gross as you. Now get. Go shower. I’ll put on coffee and *gag * try not to burn down this room.”
“ Ugh! Fine”
:: Some time later I walk back into the kitchen with a new bathrobe on and a towel wraped on my head. Moms sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee with a cup set out for me. ::
“ You tell me, Sandra Marie, whats on your mind.”
“ Ugh, mom. Mom, its this APW place. I mean, I’m not a great wrestler and I feel like I don’t belong and that I just cant get there.”
“So you lose one time and now you want to cuddle up to that big red thing and call your life, your life? You’re too young to settle and you’re too young to settle down. Sandra, I suggest you get back in the ring if that's what you want to do. I mean, I don’t get it but I don’t get a lot of things these days. However, perseverance never goes out of style. You think everyones undefeated in wrestling? Doubt it. So if you want to do it, comit yourself and go do it and if I get one more phone call from Jenny that you’re up in your room for days at a time, I’ll beat you with my flip flops. You’re an athlete. Go out and train. Be a star. You got too caught up in partying but that's going to save you in that ring, I don’t think. “
:: true, true. ::
“ Have you talked to that nice Jared, boy?”
“ No, not in a long time. We all kinda went our own way.”
“What was their fun little name, again; summer fest?”
“Beach Krew, mom, and they’re like super important. Just that.. I’m.. not.”
“And why not? Stop pouting. Go be the best. I don’t care if they are man or woman or vegetable or mineral. You were a champion gymnast all through your life. Hit the gym, hit the bars, hit the track and go get what you want in life because its not in that pit you call a room; that's for damn sure.”
“ Thanks mom. I was just feeling bad for myself.”
“ I know, hun. It happens to everyone. It doesnt matter that you felt down, it just matters that you get back up.”
“ I know. I’ll get back to it and train like I’m going to olympics. “
“Still a shame *tsk tsk* that you got hurt and couldnt go when you were in college.”
“ well then I guess this is my chance to make up for it.”
“ I guess so.”
“ Thanks mom.”
“ Hey, that's what moms are for. You need anything and I’m here to do what I can. I always enjoy helping. Moms always do. Just dont forget who you are and what you’ve done. No one knows your story but you. So, you go back to APW and you wrestle your little heart out till you reach your goals and your dreams. “
“ I will.”
“ Good. Now drink your coffee before it gets cold. “
N O T N O W N O T E V E R
:: Cue the montague of me running up and down steps in a pink and purple spanx and grey top. Skip to me running on a track and kickboxing; trying to get myself into better athletic shape. I’m doing gymnastics and pull up, raising my core strength to try and get an edge this week in my multi person tag match. I’ve been at it trying to reach the elite athleticism that I once had before I got out of college and started hosting parties. Man, that was a time for ya girl back in college, winning Hawaii and California state championships for the floor and balance beam. Then towards the end of college, I got a gig as a hostess and things just kinda went there. I started my twitter and started speaking at colleges to help raise awareness for the feminist cause. APW, you’ll see the strides that, that cause has taken when Lucy Sixx and I beat all these other teams of men who - by the way, have dominated this industry for far too long. Even know, woman are still struggling to get and keep and hold these top spots in wrestling. ::
Johnny Blaze and Alex Scott, you’re new.I get it. I really do. But this, you don’t get. Its not your time right now; its our time. Lucy Sixx and @sandyc are going to channel our devine femme and make all you men regret having to step into the ring with us. You’re all about to make your debut. Damn, that's got to be rough for you to make your debut in such a lop sided match because lets face it you dont have anything on Lucy and I.
Braxton and Smith, can you two even co-exist? Braxton should be pushing for a world title and Smith, well, you should just be tryin tah push. I mean, like I know you beat me but like, so wut? So wut.
S O W U T
You ah dealin with a different @sandyc and I’m about to @sendu these hands and super kick your face to the back of your head. That's one thing I’m really good at.
Super kicks.
Back hand springs
Emotional breakdowns
Mental breakdowns
Sexual breakdowns.
But every breakdown brings us back up.
The only thing is that none of you will be coming back from this.
Trust. Ya girl.
