@Kayfabebullshit

@black

Hows Outla... oh. Nevermind. Have a good one, I don't have any more minutes.

...wait were those insults?

...Hmmm sorry Corey, would....woula uh....You wanna try again homie? Because look I know your shits weak, but I think you've actually gotten worse?...But I can see you some how managed to get your head further up your ass...I would say that's impressive, being able to speak as clearly as you do, but I can't tell the difference between the shit that falls out of your ass and mouth, it's all the same either way you look at it! Now run back home where it's safe bitch, before I stomp ya into the ground and make you and afterthought you were actually

!!!!BoRN 2 B!!!!!
...But Hey If YoU NeeD A MiNUTe I'M YOUR DooD...

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CaUse IVe ALWAYS GoT One....

And BeSiDeZ

If I lent you one I'd still be on time because

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!!!!BeTTeR!!!!
!!!LaTe THaN!!!
!!!!NeVeR!!!!!

@kayfabebullshit

I just can’t wait to knock your teeth down your throat. I am going to enjoy this far more than I should. Maybe once I beat you, you will finally quit trying to be me, you literally do what I do except far far worse and get your own gimmick. Cause you’re literally Jason Ryan Lite, for fuck sucks, some of the fans even confused you for me during our match!

@black

You guys are cute. You should kiss.

See me in the mains, nobodies!

...Yeah Corey you will see me there dipshit. I'll be the one standing over you with my hand raised when you finally wake up after I drop you on your bitch ass face!

@black

>imagine believing this

Again need I remind you ToTo you aint in KaN$aS No MoRe...Can't hide behind MaMMa SHITKICKER...I mean GRAVEPHUCKER..I mean SHITSTEALER...SHIT MAMA GRAVEDIGGER's skirt anymore. So you can sit there and act like it wont ever happen, but when it does I can't wait to see those tears drop out of your one good eye there LoNg JoHn SILVER! Enjoy whats left of your 15 Minutes, but the moment you see my name across from yours just know I'll be the one who calls Torture...I mean the fat LaDy and tell that bitch to get read because she'll be on in

!!!!5!!!!!
...WHICH IS FUNNY BC THATS HOW MANY FINGERS TORT TOLD ME HE LIKES TO BURY IN YOUR ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE!!!

@kayfabebullshit

Considering I’m far more famous than either of you will ever be, of course I believe it. You are serve no real purpose in this world, you’d be better off 6 feet under instead of polluting our world with your existence. Hell, Johnny can’t even talk properly, he makes even the most Developmental Disabled individual feel bad for him. And Corey is a guy who thinks he’s a legend but not even his neighbors know who the fuck he is

Or how about this...We dont imagine shit this isn't kindergarden. How about we be a MAN...Like

!!!!THE F'N M.A.N.!!!!
THAT'S TALKIN TO YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

AND SAY WHAT YA MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YA SAY CHUMP!!!!

But you can't do that can ya Corey? Of course though it's just like your CANDY ASS to come in here shooting your mouth off saying your name as loudly as you can like anyone around here should give a phuck..Which I'm here to tell ya now, just like I have been since the day I first met your

!!!!UTTERLY OVERRATED!!!!
SORRY BITCH ASS!!!!

That we and the vast majority of people who pay to watch us wrestle don't give a flying phuck who or what you think you are! Fact is you hide behnd your name. SUre you are only here for the Tag Titles...That's the safest thing for you to do...Because you step across that line and into the ring with me, and you won't have that name anymore by the time the medical staff lifts you into the back of the ambulance to rush you to the nearest ICU ya

!!!F'N TWAT WAFFLE!!!
NoW PHUCK OFF PEG LEG PETE AND EAT A BAG OF DIX WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!

...IMAGINE ALL THAT YA PUSSY!!!

And Jason, wow you're still talking? Let me guess your famous and rich so your...

!!!!YaDDa F'N YaDDa!!!!
WILL YOU PLEASE CLOSE YOUR *******!!!

...and try not opening it again until you have something to say that isn't so lame even bickering 4th graders wouldn't even resort to it! Take my advice and take a long walk off a short cliff!

...and what is it that makes me stupid Jason? Is it the way I dont repeat myself?...Or wait I PHUCKIN KNOW!!! Its the way I back the shit I talk that is sooo dumb! Well shit if that aint it...idk what to tell ya? Because no one came here for a grammer lesson so if you're finna go after the way I type or talk please just this one time dont be a total lame ass...as if I needed another reason to make you cry live on PPV!

So all of this...Your entire arguement is based off of the way I type?  Jesus Christ I think that's why you get your ass kicked so much in this business, because in this business you have to be charasmatic in addition to being able to be a bad ass...You are neither!  You Jason Ryan are a phuckin 

!!!WET RAG!!!
...WHICH MAKES YOUR EXISTENCE WORTH ABOUT TEN CENTZ LESS THAN A DIRTY TAMPON

But its ok cause when we climb in the ring together tomorrow night wont be any more excuss you can make won't be shit you can do cept sit there and take your beating like the diaper rash that you are!

....Lemme put it to you this way SHITBOX, if you're God

!!!!WE'RE ALL P.H.U.C.K.E.D.!!!
...AND BELIEVE ME, WHAT'S COOLER THAN TELLING ALL YOUR PALZ AB THE TIME YOU WHOOPE GOD'S ASS!

Because remember Hermes...I didn't just beat ya...I DOMINATED YA! I took every hit you could land kicked out, got back up on my own two grabbed you spun you around and dropped you on that stupid phuckin face of yours! So if you are God and couldn't even put me down, then what does that make me?...Look I know how much fun you have pretending like you are a big deal. I mean if you are half as rich as you say you are you have obviously been that way your whole life. SO coming here to APW and falling flat on your face again and again and again and again and again and again and again and againa and again and again and again and again....(get ze point yet phuck mook?) if not lemme share it with ya! The point is you obviously don't know how to deal with failure, and while it can at times be hilarious to watch you try and deal with it, most of the time it's phuckin pathetic....And so like an animal who is dying slowly the humane thing to do with you would be to put you and

!!!!THE F'N REST OF US!!!!
...OUT OF YOUR MYZERY!!!

SO at BattleCade I am going to put you into APW's metaphorical toilet and flush you once and for all and then move onto the bigger and better things I was detined for the moment the ink on my contract died...But I'd imagine there is some hefty award for flushing you down the crapper...Can't wait to see what it is. So Jason unless you just like looking like a dumb ass, my suggestion would be to for once in your life maybe consider

?SHUTTING THE PHUCK UP?
THEN MAYBE THE LOSS WON'T BE THAT TOUGH OF A PILL TO SWALLOW THIS TIME!!!

On account of having to swallow the bitter taste of defeat but eat each and every single last one of your bullshit statements that I jam back down your throat and watch you choke to death on them while I'm sitting there laughing with a few fans in the front row! So in other word Jason...How about you run along and phuck off now!?

@kayfabebullshit

You better have all of your affairs in order before our match Johnny cause I’m not going to stop until you’re dead at my fight. APW just isn’t big enough for the both of us

@kayfabebullshit

Trust me, you’re next.