Post by Addy A on Jan 2, 2020 17:26:44 GMT -5
[Flop is wearing a morph suit, the face has the imprint of Dean Wolf, the morph otherwise is naked, attached to the morph suit is a large dildo, Flop is playing with it as he talks.]
New year, new me
New a new champion because last was Wolf
But he cried like a bitch
And ran away guess he was afraid of the little pigs
So now we have a rumble
Not in the Jungle
But in the Pit something about New Mexico
Don't know how to rhyme that so sexico
Flop is gonna face Smith Jones
Gonna win the Rumble MOTHERFUCKERS!
So here we go, in the ring we go, gotta face many opponents yo
First one up, Ashley Derringer
Ya know the crazy Batman
Hit your head with a bat, man
Your head will go splat, man
Victim of crime, man
Dental records needed for your identification, man
Where's your bat, man
Hey where's Batman?
Zombie McMorris, the Immortal American
Die, apparently he never can
But that's ok. Flop doesn't doesn't need to fuck a dead man
Keep him treat him like his bitch man
He's our North American Champion
Is gonna run like a bitch, man
Fuck Zombie McMorris
Steal his cocaine
Fuck his wife with this dick
YO!
Diakos, Diawhat?
Drama with somebody else mama
maybe we steal their llama
Spit on them like I spit from my dick
You know warma and thick. I already killed Batman
Fucked A Zombie and his wife
What's it matter if I take this guys life.
The next one is a Ghost.
Maybe he's wants this the most
Don't care really truly or deeply but maybe a little bit madly
Voshon Jackson is buttered, but not like toast
I'm gonna spread on the mat and treat him like a catcher to my pitcher
Fuck him up with the bat I got from Batman.
I've followed Anthony Keidis under the bridge
Got high on Zombie's supply but still I ain't seen no TROLL
Maybe he's like Alpha Pro's version of a Rick Roll
Don't know don't care. I've had my drugs and now I see three pink unicorns
Gang banging a dwarf with their horns
Of fuck it's not a drawf it's a troll - the TROLL
Now these unicorns are shitting hyper colour rainbows
Oh shit I just got rickrolled by own Rick Roll
Fuck you Rick Astley and fuck you Troll
Next up Voshon Jackson's fat ugly bitch
Big Nasty Gino Salbrini
Last shit I did was big and nasty
Took three flushes just to down
That's times quicker what Voshon gets you to go down
Salbrini in the end likes it ass to mouth
Full of Voshon's shit, but smelling like dog shit
Not swallowing a hyper colour rainbow from a unicorn's ass
Just swallows shit from Voshon's ass
The Money Maker Zion Simmons
Made all his money from the dot com
Let's be honest son, ya made ya money from gay porn
And selling it on zion simmons dot com
Well done son. Lets hope you had none of that Voshon
But a mans gotta do what mans gotta do
And if ya got do him for a buck
I don't care who ya down to fuck
Or how much dick you had in your butt
Good luck.
Jaice Wilds, there's a man who needs some luck
Or possibly just a good fuck
Don't ask me, ask Zion Simmonsm I hope you can afford his fee
At least he won't fake an abortion, poor bay-be
Sorry too far?
Or was that just what Kennedy did with the coathanger
I know who should of used a coat hanger
Your Parents
You're the reason abortion was invented.
So when we find a fetus in the alley
It should of been you that Jobber Dave was putting on his sandwich
But Jobber Dave can't get a home can't afford phone
Someone felt sorry for him and put him in the ring to lose
So after he eats a Wilds' fetus he is going to get drugged and fucked
But maybe he will like that
Me I'm gonna toss that Jobber Dave out of the ring
What he does with his ring, that's his business
Alex Scott is all business, not in the porn making business
But I want to be a super wrestler business
Newsflash mister muscles and abs we all it for the same thing
Sure you chiseled muscles and vintage good looks make the girls wet
But I make you wet
When I knock you out with a bat, drug you with some Zombie cocaine
And throw you in the ocean with concrete shoes and the chain.
I stole from Road Dawg's bike.
I whipped and whipped him until he bled
He liked it because he likes a beating
I liked it because I like a beating
It was fun beating off with Road Dawg
Not like that you sick fuck.
Who do you think I am Steve Osbourne?
Fucked him, everyone has.
He just doesn't remember because he can't handle the drugs he does
He ain't slayer or player
He's just another white boy fucking ugly chicks
Because he can't do no better
Tell a story say she was hot
Leave out the part where her dick was better than his
Steve Osbourne Metal is another night you're fucked.
I am forgot our fake Hulk
The Ultimate Destroyer
The subject of more stories than COPS
Fuck him, he's dead and I'm mean.
He can't handle Zombie's drugs the way I can
Why the fuck is Irina a man?
Something about the Noble Savage
Blah Blah Blah
Blippity Blappity Blah Blah
You suck at math like you suck a wrath
Where's Batman? I need that bat again
To wrap around the head of Noble Savage
Until she's soft and puffy liked boiled cabbage
Drunk with power
Fuck that. You stink.
Just have a fuckin shower.
That way when we have to see you before we smell you
At least we don't have to here you
Like John Blade yellin The Champ is here
Look, dickwad the Champ run like a bitch
That's why we're having this rumble
Because you're a bigger bitch than the bitch that came before you
And you're probably a bigger bitch than the bitch that will come after you
So fuck you, fuck off and well... die.
Then you can rage like Ned or Dead
Or the guy that will be without a head
The Raging Dead. This is Zombie that doesn't sell drugs
Something about flowers and hugs
Not very creative
I need to pack the fudge
Don't want this shit to blow away with a Gust.
Fuck that I'm done with this
Give me some Jazzy John McCarty
A man who likes to toot his own trumpet
Flexible dude, kept his ribs unlike Marilyn Manson
But that's ok because it's more bones to break
One I'm done my he can do his own deep throat
I'll put in contact with Zion
That's a show to make some money
I'll take a cut of that material
Frame the headshots
Like our next man, FVP.
Yeh I know everyone does it.
Who cares its funny and you fuckin hate it
Suck my dick until BOOM! Headshot
You're buttered man.
Maybe you're everything butter a man or are you the butter man?
It's time to dance, no foxtrot or salsa
But violence like a kick to the dick
Or shot to the balls. BOOM! Headshot! Shot from my balls
And you're blinded
Like Lex Collins in search of championships
But he's really champion shit
Like rainbow from unicorns
We know what he's like
When things get tough he gets running
Just like our last champion bitch
Collins is just another one that gets flicked
PEW! PEW! POW! POW!
Fuck that shit
ZIP! ZIP! ZOW! ZOW!
Lazer Blazer wakes from coma
Sure he's just not Black Mirror
with colorful streamers
Shit I done drugs I stole from Zombie McMorris
He could be a raccoon made from hypercolour
Science experiment grown from Wilds aborted fetus
PEW! PEW POW! POW!
Fuck that shit!
Like Zion Simmons making mad money
It's not Arthur Pleasant
The pheasant
Not a male one, but a female one
He's brown and boring
He eats cum on pancakes at county fairs
That's not fair I let all my butter on FVP
Doesn't matter though, because we know
That Arthur Pleasant is a peasant going to die
[Flop pulls the dildo from his morph suit.]
Detachable penis.
